I was asked the question in the title. It was in Thailand, so it was understandable. I have found on my travels in Asia that I often have to explain about the Irish, Scots, Welsh and English.
Anyone who has experienced working with an Irish man or woman can attest to the fact that most have a way with words and storytelling.
My varied work experiences brought me into contact with so many of them especially in my former careers as a detective and a barrister, as colleagues and clients!
My law practice as a barrister in England was predominantly as an advocate in criminal trials. Most of those trials culminated in final speeches.
A final speech is the advocate’s last opportunity to address the jury directly, to sum up the main points of the case for either the prosecution or the defence respectively.
Counsel, whether for the Crown (prosecution) or the defence, seeks to be as persuasive as possible in that speech. He or she is rarely interrupted during it unless counsel makes a grave error or misrepresentation causing the judge to intervene.
Counsel cherish this moment. I say moment but a speech can last for a long time in an important case. Imagine it, imagine being left in a room with a captive audience voraciously licking up every tasty morsel you can throw in their direction as if the jury was a starving street dog!
I use the word ‘jury’ as a collective noun. Of course, there are ‘twelve men good and true.’ Each man or woman on that jury will have their perspective on the case before final speeches. It is counsel’s chance to seize the moment and either reinforce a view or convert the individual into a new believer.
The power of the spoken word plays such an important part.
Most people do not like being talked down to. Nor, do they like complicated words or terminology. The best advocates take the jury along a journey with them, Inviting them, cajoling them to see the ‘light.’
The Irish members of the Criminal Bar I knew all had the excellent ability to deliver telling and dramatic final speeches. Many of those speeches were pure theater.
My very good friend, an Ulsterman, had risen to his feet to address the jury in a case I was also defending in. There were several defendants in a serious case of aggravated burglary.
His client was a middle-aged, short in stature, roly-poly of a man with a beer belly. The prosecution case was that the culprits were young, over 6′ in height, slim and athletic looking.
My barrister friend rose ram-rod straight to his full 6′ 3″ and cooed to the jury in those soothing musical Ulster tones –
Then he turned to his aging, short, chubby client in the dock pointing an outstretched arm at him –
“In his dreams.”
Then a pause for drama and timing of delivery but engaging the jury members with a stone face –
“Six feet tall?” Once more his counsel’s gowned arm thrust pointing at the client.
Pause – and turning back to face the jury –
“In his dreams.”
“In his dreams.”
“In his dreams.”
Every question was by way of an intonation followed by the theatrical finger pointing, then a swivel back to face the twelve jurors, pausing on each occasion before quietly uttering the words “In his dreams”!
It was a dramatic introduction and highlighted an obvious flaw in the case for the Crown.
The Irish not only excel in the use of spoken English. Here is a list of ten great Irish writers and I am grateful to an article in the Irish Central for this compilation:
1. John Banville
William John Banville, born in 1945, is best known for his dark humor and precise style, especially in the crime fiction novels that he writes under the pseudonym Benjamin Black. Many consider his clear, unique writing to embody a mastery of the English language. Banville was once a literary editor at the Irish Times and is currently a regular contributor to the “New York Review of Books.” His most famous work, The Sea, is the journal of a retired art historian attempting to cope with the deaths of loved ones throughout his life. Aside from novels, Banville has also published various short stories and plays.
Notable Works: The Sea, The Book of Evidence
As Benjamin Black: Christine Falls, the Silver Swan, The Lemur, Elegy for April, A Death in Summer
2. Samuel Beckett
Samuel Barclay Beckett (1906-1989), along with James Joyce, is considered to be one of the most influential playwrights, poets, and novelists of the 20th century. Writing in both English and in French, his writing is known to express a bleak outlook on human life and culture while incorporating gallows humour and black comedy, meaning that he managed to bring out humor in situations that are hopeless and problematic. Due to his lifetime of achievements, he was elected Saoi of Aosdána, an Irish association of artists created by writers.
Notable Works: Molloy, Waiting for Godot (play)
3. Brendan Behan
Brendan Francis Behan was a Dublin-born poet, playwright, and novelist whose works were written in both Irish and English. In addition, Behan also volunteered for the IRA (Irish Republican Army), and his writing thereafter was greatly influenced by the subsequent crimes and prison sentences he was dealt. Upon reflecting about his experiences in a Borstal (youth correctional) institution after being sent there for possessing explosives, he wrote his autobiography, entitled Borstal Boy. Later, he was sentenced to 14 more years in prison for the attempted murders of two detectives, which he wrote about in Confessions of an Irish Rebel. Behan struggled with alcoholism throughout his life, spending most of his time in pubs. He ultimately died after collapsing in a bar at age 41.
Notable Works: Borstal Boy, Brendan Behan’s Island, The Landlady (play), The Quare Fellow (play), Brendan Behan’s New York, Confessions of an Irish Rebel, The Scarperper
4. Anne Enright
Pulitzer-prize winner Anne Enright (born 1962) is famous for her novels, short stories, and essay collections about familial relationships, love, sex, and Ireland’s culture and the obstacles the country has overcome. Says Assistant Professor Claire Bracken, “Anne Enright is one of the most important Irish writers of the contemporary period, whose work is notable for its literary experimentation, wry humor, and piercing intellectual insight.” Her first novel, The Wig My Father Wore, is about a girl who works for a game show in Dublin, the angel she falls in love with, and her father who wears a wig that cannot be spoken about in his presence. The Gathering, perhaps her most famous novel, is about a woman name Veronica, who upon her alcoholic brother Liam’s suicide, attempts to look through her family’s troubled history in order to make sense of his death.
Notable Works: The Gathering, The Wig My Father Wore, Making Babies: Stumbling into Motherhood
5. James Joyce
James Augustine Aloysius Joyce, born in 1882 and died in 1941, is considered to be one of the most influential writers of the early 20th century. He is best know for Ulysses, and is, according to Bracken, an “incredible literary work that manages to incorporate a myriad of styles in such a way that creates (in my opinion) the most original piece of writing ever produced.” The novel took him seven years to write, and is noted for its steam of consciousness technique, amongst countless others. Joyce also authored Dubliners, a collection of 15 short stories that depicted middle class Irish life in the early 1900’s. Bloomsday is the day celebrated annually on June 16th dedicated to Joyce; it is the very day in which the events of Ulysses take place, and many also believe that it is also the day that Joyce had his first date with his future wife, Nora Barnacle.
Notable works: Ulysses, A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man, Finnegan’s Wake, Dubliners
6. John McGahern
Throughout his career, John McGahern wrote only six novels, and they’re said to document his own life as proven in his autobiography entitled All Will Be Well: a Memoir. McGahern was at first a primary schoolteacher, but was fired due to the controversy over his novel The Dark. The book was banned in Ireland due to the implication of incest and overall pornographic content. His first novel, The Barracks, took place in the same place where McGahern grew up and The Dark is said to document the author’s relationship with his own father. His best known novel, Amongst Women, tells the story of an IRA veteran and the influence that his changed, now hardened personality has on his family, as is said to be a good example of the changes in personality of any veteran. McGahern also was a writer of short stories, in addition to finishing his career as a processor at various universities across the world.
Notable Works: Amongst Women, The Dark
7. Flann O’Brien
Although one of his most famous works was recognized after his death, today Brian O’Nolan (writing under the pseudonym Flann O’Brien) is considered to be a master of metafiction and satire. O’Brien specialized in writing his works in a confusing, out-of-this world manner, as a way to rebel against the Irish society he believed to be a bit too uptight. Although O’Brien wrote short stories, essays, Letters to the Editors, and had many columns for the Irish Times under the pseudonym Myles na gCopaleen, he was most famous for At Swim Two Birds and The Third Policeman (published post humorously [sic]) and the bizarre humor that accompanied the works. His character choice is notable and equally as bizarre; he is said to have borrowed characters from folklores and legends for At Swim Two Birds, and the characters in The Third Policeman consist of a murderer in a new dimension/hellish world and two policemen who are enthralled by a philosopher and his atomic theory on bicycles.
Notable Works: At Swim Two Birds, The Third Policeman, The Hard Life, The Dalkey Archive
8. Bram Stoker
Abraham Stoker (1847-1912) was a novelist and short story writer best known for his Gothic thriller,Dracula (1897). Dracula is amongst the best selling books of all time (after the Bible) and had influenced over 1,000 vampire-based films throughout the world. The book’s Irish connection is undeniable. In Gaelic, the phrase “Droch Ola” (think: Dracula) means bad blood. Stoker spend years researching mythical stories of vampires before writing the novel in an epistolary style, as letters, diary entries, telegrams, ships’ logs, and newspaper clippings. The original, 541-page manuscript was found in a barn in Pennsylvania during the 1980’s after it was believed to be lost. The original title was “The Un-Dead.” Although Stoker was bedridden and not able to walk until aged 7, he later excelled as an athlete at Trinity College, Dublin. He was also a co-founder of the Dublin Sketching Club in 1874.
Notable Work: Dracula, The Duties of Clerks of Petty Sessions in Ireland
9. Jonathan Swift
Like O’Brien, Swift, too, wrote in a very particular, satirist manner; every word Swift picked was chosen to express the opinionated sarcasm in his works. In A Modest Proposal, for example, Swift suggests that the Irish people start eating their own babies to curb the famine; the sarcasm there is hard to miss. “His own style was colloquial, bold, terse, intense, often concealing rage and indignation beneath mild-sounding irony, fiercely comic, yet subtle, at times crude and obscene, lyrical, playful, and liable at any moment to launch into flights of self-consciously mad hyperbole,” explains Professor Peter Heinegg. Tale of a Tub was Swift’s first major published work in 1704; It’s divided into three different “digressions” and a tale of three brothers, which stand for the three main branches of Christianity. Gulliver’s Travels, the story for which he is best known for, tells the story of a shipwrecked man who encounters different species of people every place he goes to. Each group of people represent a part of society that Swift didn’t like: politicians, religious fanatics, etc.
Notable Works: Gulliver’s Travels, Tale of a Tub, A Modest Proposal, A Journal to Stella, Drapier’s Letters, An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity, Verses on the Death of Dr. Swift
10. Oscar Wilde
Wilde’s short stories, plays, and poems truly embody a “rich and dramatic portrayals of the human condition.” Perhaps getting the creative bug from his mother, who wrote revolutionary poems for a local Irish newspaper, Wilde excelled in literature and arts all throughout his schooling. After he met his wife Constance Lloyd and had a family, his creativity peaked and he published most of his most famous works: A Woman of No Importance, An Ideal Husband, The Importance of Being Earnest, along with various other children’s stories. Although he was still married, Oscar met Lord Alfred “Bosie Douglas” in 1891 and the two became lovers for four years until Wilde was arrested and convicted of gross indecency. He was sentenced to two years of hard labor and fully recovered. After publishing “The Ballad of Reading Gaol” describing his agonizing prison experiences, Wilde lost his creative spark and died in 1900 from meningitis.
Notable Works: The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Importance of Being Earnest (play), Poems, The Happy Prince and Other Tales (children’s book), A Woman of No Importance (play)
Elizabeth Bowen- The Last September, The House in Paris
Roddy Doyle- The Commitments
JG Farrell- Trouble
Michael Farrell- Thy Tears Might Cease
Patrick Kavanagh- Tarry Flynn
Molly Keane- Good Behaviour
CS Lewis- The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Frank McCourt- Angela’s Ashes
Brian Moore- Judith Hearne
George Moore- Esther Waters
Edna O’Brien- The Country Girls, House of Splendid Isolation
Kate O’Brien- The Land of Spices
William Trevor- Fools of Fortune, Two Lives
I read that collection with two emotions. First came a sense of marvel at how many great writers that small island produced. Then, a feeling of sadness.
Sadness that the instant pop culture now dominates all our lives.
Wouldn’t it be great if the television, the internet, Facebook and YouTube (to mention just four) had never been invented. Surely more of us would discover and rediscover reading.
Wouldn’t the world be a better place?
Tell me what you think.
Oooops – I am ashamed to admit I thought Bram Stoker was English.
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”
― Bram Stoker
Thanks, Steve and I agree about Facebook etc, although I am glad to have my eReader. As much as I love books, they always get borrowed and I don’t get them back. Now, no one will ask, and if they do I send them a link or a share of the book.
Jerry, you are in “good company”. I also believed he was English until I read that list of great Irish writers.
I feel compelled to share this comment about this post and left on my Facebook page –
We only speak English for the benefit of the idle Englishman who can’t be arsed to learn but a few phrases of the language of the country he is privileged to be visiting! Slainte, yer Eejits!
It made me roar with laughter. I love the Irish!
Flann O’Brien’s “At Swim-Two-Birds” is one of best novels about writing novels I’ve read. Very funny. Read and loved many of the other works on that list – including McGahern’s “Amongst Women”: man, what a beautifully written book.
Adam, I really must read both of those books now I have read your comments.
You omitted Colum McCann. He’s a great Irish writer and wrote one of my favorite books of all time. ALL TIME! “Let The Great World Spin”. It’s a complex story of two brothers who move from Ireland to New York. That’s all I can say without spoilers. McCann just has the gift for storytelling as do so many Irish!
I can attest to that. My grandparents immigrated to the States from Ireland in the 1920’s. Many of my family is in Roscommon and I’ve had the pleasure of visiting Ireland when my daughter, Oona, was competing in major competitions for Irish Dance. I’m rambling. Sorry. I need to stick to the subject matter.
That being said, I’m enjoying your blog tremendously and will be spending a good part of the day reading past posts.
Hi Catherine, it’s good to see you here and wow! You are so kind with your compliments – maybe it’s the Blarney Stone effect? 🙂 Don’t blame me for omitting Colum McCann, it was Irish Central that composed the list, not me!
LOl. Stephen. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter! But seriously–the compliments are from the heart. Oh…Irish Central–now THAT makes sense. I subscribe but take many of the articles with a grain of salt and an eyeroll! And for me the eyeroll is difficult because of my crossed eyes!